Did this guy kill the soccer spirit in the USA?

Just about the time USA was catching the Soccer fever when this referee, Koman Coulibaly of Mali, killed the spirit.  Americans find it hard that neither Koman nor the FIFA officials have come forward to explain for WHAT reason the goal was disallowed against Solvenia.

Who this is?

This is none other than Sara Carbonero, the nondescript FHM's World's Sexiest Reporter.  She is Spain goalie, Iker Casillas', girlfriend.  The hungry British media is blaming her for Spain's loss to Switzerland.  HOW?  Ms. Carbonero was the reporter for the match. SO?  Exactly, that's our question too.  Ha, another  UGLY TACKLE by them Brits!

Google Q: Can I get pregnant from a dog?

Top "CAN I" question on Google:  "Can I get pregnant from a dog?"  Makes you wonder?  Obviously there are more women who love their poodles in more ways than you can imagine...

World Cup KILLER!

These nasty drones, called VUVUZELAS, could well be the FIFA 2010 SPOILSPORTS.  These buzzing horns have already killed at least a couple of teams' concentration and are making it impossible to watch on TV, with even the slightest volume on.  Soccer on TV without volume?  It sure ought to kill the enthusiasm!  The stupid South African cultural police refuse to ban them.  They pride on them cheap plastic baubles!

Is Sania gonna turn her back on us?

Sania, the pudgy darling of MEDIOCRE TENNIS just won her whopping second win of the year by beating Taiwan's Yung-Jan Chan 6-1, 6-4 in the first round of the Aegon Classic on Monday.  In an interview she said that she has only 2 years left on the tennis circuit.  NOOO Sania, PLEASE don't turn your back on us!  We love you, in the news and OFF THE COURT!

Who this is?

This tall slender 95 yr old hanger is M.F. Husain.  He defaced the Hindu religion by drawing naked pics of Indian Gods.  They kicked him out of India.  He's now a Qatar national.  Is he going to draw Qatar Gods?  Haha,"TRY IT MR. HUSAIN!"

When Shoaib Smelled Sania!

He was out of the Pak team, had lost interest in his FAT and UGLY first wife.  Struggling, starved of money and fame, he sniffed the sweet, sweaty odor around Sania.  Bending to beg was another ruse to get Sania away from that gaunt dough boy to whom she was engaged.   As he plans to shingle up in Dubai, there is a slight ray of cheer for HIM- Pak govt put subtle pressure on the couple to be good role models and NOT make babies.  Which means more BANG FOR HIS BUCK!

Dumb Twit!

Last week, Pakistan shutdown Facebook and Youtube.  But this clueless goon, the interior minister of Pakistan, says he loves Twitter-  loves the freedom to CRAP ON IT, right!  We says, there's a lot of catching up to do with humanity, "let's hurry up Tweety,!"

Prieta Zinta plea from the Toilet!

Priety tweeeted LOUDLY from the TOILET!  Her gripe:  Fans clicking her pics in the bathroom.  We suggest she come clean with:  "I eat my OATS, BRAN, FIBER, and am REGULAR, like you all.  So please stop clicking!" That should be enough to repulse PZ fans!

                                                      I am regular!