Ripley's: Jessica Simpson doesn't brush her teeth everyday

On Wednesday, Jessica Simpson revealed on Ellen Degeneres' show about her romantic life, and in the same breath she confessed that she doesn't brush her teeth everyday.  More info than we want to know...

Question:  Why does Jessica Simpson keep losing them boyfriends faster than she can brush her teeth?

Who this is?

This is Madhuri Gupta,  She was recently caught smelling bad around Islamabad. Easy raw game bird!

Who this is?

This is the love child of Nina Gupta and Viv Richards.  She wanted to be an actress like mom, but mom shrieked, "NO" (Translation, "you don't stand a chance in hell!")