When Shoaib Smelled Sania!

He was out of the Pak team, had lost interest in his FAT and UGLY first wife.  Struggling, starved of money and fame, he sniffed the sweet, sweaty odor around Sania.  Bending to beg was another ruse to get Sania away from that gaunt dough boy to whom she was engaged.   As he plans to shingle up in Dubai, there is a slight ray of cheer for HIM- Pak govt put subtle pressure on the couple to be good role models and NOT make babies.  Which means more BANG FOR HIS BUCK!

Dumb Twit!

Last week, Pakistan shutdown Facebook and Youtube.  But this clueless goon, the interior minister of Pakistan, says he loves Twitter-  loves the freedom to CRAP ON IT, right!  We says, there's a lot of catching up to do with humanity, "let's hurry up Tweety,!"