Sania Mirza asked not to make babies!

Sania got married to that charlaton, Shohaib.  So all muslims males, young and old, in India are seething with rage and of course left caught with their hands in their pants.  But take heart all you horny males (and remove those hands off your pants), the Pak govt is asking Sania and Sohaib to exhort the Pakis to put a stop to population growth. What a damper! That means a huge guilt trip on the couple, to refrain from being baby machines!

258 Million Dollar Smile!

This guy just won 258 mill in Missourie. 
He said he'd fix his two front teeth first. 
Lucky dude! He deserves it.