Dia is not marrying Shohaib!

When this giggling goose woke up this morning in her apartment, she had a rude shock, the media married her off to this Pak boy, Mr. Shohaib Akthar.  Here's how the media did it:  Dia Mirza, like her slightly more famous namesake, Sania Mirza, too, is from Hyderabad.  They both are Muslims, one is sort of half-baked.  They both are less than mediocre at their game.  They work hard to maintain glamor they once sort of had.  But then sister Sania does one better, she runs off with that two-timing charlaton, Shohaib Mirza (maiden name, Malik).  So not to leave Dia holding the can, the ever sympathetic media plays the matchmaker and finds a bad boy for her with the exact same name as Sania's moocher, the toker, Shohaib  Chuckthar. That's how... What next?  The media, they may have a last laff.