Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ripley's: Tiger Woods sleeps with 121 women, says "I am not perfect"

"I am not perfect."  Translation:  "I have a long way to go, please do not judge me with just 121 putts.  I apologize.  Luckily, it only took me 121 to realize how bad I am, I will strive for more, please be patient."   Signed, Tiger.


Aw, now that's so awfully nice of a man to jettison such precious cargo in public!  He must now get busy already, and work on stroking some "colored" ones into his putting bag, or else his legacy of a "racist" tiger will linger on like dengue fever.

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